“At the Kerala Police stall, kids were being taught a vital self-defense move: if someone tries to grab you, go straight for the eyes. Simple, effective — and in this young recruit’s case, a little too effective. Moments after a policewoman demonstrated the move, he turned around and tried to practice it on her. Let’s just say she didn’t see it coming (almost literally). Lesson learned: never underestimate a child with clear instructions and full commitment!”